When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
(via maxtrickey)
it only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby
doES THAT NOT BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE AT LEAST THERE SHOULD BE SOME FLOUR OR SOMETHING
well hey at least theres eggs
(via wecanruletheuniverse-with-a-fez)
I didn’t choose the fandom life. The fandom life gripped me tight and rose me from perdition.
(via timelordy-teganbreann)